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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:47

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
2025 NBA Finals MVP Rankings: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Tyrese Haliburton and More - Bleacher Report
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.