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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

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So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

No way

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Still no good.

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What’s going on with measles, bird flu, and COVID? Here’s a guide to the latest. - The Boston Globe

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.